I hate Ryan Murphy, for reasons he and I know.

down is up, up is chicken, left is water, right is counterclockwise

My tits have not been calm since July 1st 2011.

Glee, by very definition is about opening up your wallet to buy Ryan Murphy's next yellow hat.

And on October 18th, 2011 tits were calmed, and then became uncalm for all the right reasons.

October 18th is now National Sam Evans day.

As of January 27th, 2012 Annie can never list her status as 'okay' ever again.